masterwordsmith-unplugged

1. If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?

2. Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.

3. What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

4. Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

5. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?

6. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

7. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

8. When someone with multiple personalities threathens suicide, can that be considered a hostige situation?

9. What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?

10.If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

11.Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?

12.Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

13.If you get corn oil by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?

14.Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but
when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

15.If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?

16.If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

17.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

18.If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

20.If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of MEAT?