It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw
A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
- Bertrand Russell
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
- Heinrich Heine
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
- Mark Twain
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King Jr
Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.
- Anonymous
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
- Voltaire
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubbard
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides
I’m also not very analytical. You know I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.
- George W. Bush
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
- Frank Dane
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- Scott Adams
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- Elbert Hubbard
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it.
- Stephen Vizinczey
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
- Unknown
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
- Gustave Flaubert
2 comments to FUNNY AND STUPID SAYINGS
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Unknown :-) It depends on how you look at it hehe...
I discovered where the kitties are hiding...You are right - the mama has moved them three times so far..
Take care and meooowww.
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Cat-from-Sydney O Wise Master,
How to be funny and stupid at the same time? errr....meow!