OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
Gotcha!!!
Have a nice day!
4 comments to IT'S A TORTURE TO GET IT OPEN!!!
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Unknown Hi Uncle John
Happy Birthday!!! Hahaha sorry for the letdown for birthday boy LOL!!!
Have a great day with Auntie Noelene.
hugs
paula
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nick At first I thought that grandfather was in the same league as Pablo Picasso ( able to father a child at such an advance age) but I was ashamedly wrong! It's just to show how "blue" my mind is or maybe I was corrupted by BN blue signature color that I see everything in a "dirty" way? Sorry sis, can't pass the chance taking a swipe at BN (UMNO). Sigh... just can't stop thinking politic now. Not with our MSM yucky coverage of the PAU saturating the air wave and the printing presses!
Hamba.
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Unknown Dear Nick
I love your wicked humor. You have a lively and fertile mind and I am sure you must have been greatly loved by your teachers!
I feel the same way as you do. Currently, I am doing a post on how passive indifference can kill a nation. In between, I fill the blog with light-hearted posts or sth personal. I fear some might think I am highly eccentric LOL!!
You know what? Malaysia needs more Malaysians like you!
Take care and thanks for swinging by again. Stay tuned for the next political post.
Have a lovely weekend.
jonno1951 Paula
Sigh!!!!! You got me all excited and then the punchline. Is that all I have to look forward to in my old age, an empty jar??? :P
Hugs
John