DO YOU WANNA HAVE SUCH A BOSS?

Posted by M ws On Saturday, April 17, 2010 24 comments
It's Saturday morning so I thought I'd post something lighthearted for change after all the sopo posts....Here's something that my friend Freddie sent me yesterday. Enjoy the humor and tell me if you would like to have such a boss :-). Take care and have a lovely day!

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about his quick, decisive action to set a new tone of accountability, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Cheers everyone! Have a great day!

24 comments to DO YOU WANNA HAVE SUCH A BOSS?

  1. says:

    BravoEagleHotel Hahaha good one to kick start Sat and hopefully for HS and Malaysia !

  1. says:

    Cat-in-Sydney Aunty Paula,
    My Mama said it's as if you've been reading her mind! She's in a dilemma now....with such a boss....sigh.... purrr...meow!

  1. says:

    Boleh Man What a great CEO!

  1. says:

    Anonymous Rakyat diutamakan!
    Pencapaian didahulukan!

  1. says:

    Monyet King I don't mind being the pizza delivery chap.

  1. says:

    Anonymous A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

    So little? Better seek advice from Khairy J or Abdul Razak Baginda on how to get a bigger butt quick.

  1. says:

    Penangite "To those who harbour doubts about whether as prime minister and the government including my other colleagues have the will to bring about these difficult changes, I have this to say: When the going gets tough, the tough get going."

    ~~ Najib (Malaysian Insider)

    Haha, I wanna have such a boss!

  1. says:

    stephen Its called the domino effect.The wrong shareholders hired the wrong CEO who then fired the wrong person.

  1. says:

    Anonymous Dear Stephen,

    In Bolehland, the right can be wrong, and the wrong can be right. It depends on who you are!

  1. says:

    Ting “Why should I feel frustrated, I’m doing this for the Malays,” said Johan, Hulu Selangor independent candidate, an Umno member for 10 years.

    Hi, PERKASA gang! Please bring along your battalion of supporters to campaign and help Johan win the seat. All of you share the same mission - fighting for the Malays, don't you?

    Ibrahim Ali, the King Frog, you gonna be a respected BOSS this time around! Prove your worth, and good luck!

  1. says:

    Anonymous sopo = soap-opera kah !!??

  1. says:

    Anak Melayu We have yet to see Ibrahim the king frog and Ezam the keeper of 6 secret boxes anywhere in Hulu Selangor.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear BravoEagleHotel

    Great to see you here again, my friend. Glad you like the humor. Am sure you and the others had a great time in HS.

    Keep us posted about the latest developments.

    Take care and have a blessed weekend!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Cat-in-Sydney

    Awwww I am so sorry to hear that. Please show your mama lots of TLC (tender loving care) and know that my prayers are for her.

    Come back soon!!! This is home where the heart is - Malaysia!!!

    Take care and have a restful weekend.

    Salam

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Boleh Man

    Does it not remind you of ....?

    *winks*

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Anon @ 9.21

    Tepat dan betul!! Terima kasih!

    Salam

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Dr Bala

    You took the words from my mouth! Take care and have a lovely weekend!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Anon @ 11.15am

    Ah - there are many types of CEOs and many ways to make $$ here.

    Er...but why are so many still trying to make ends meet?

    Sighs

    Take care and have a blessed weekend.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Penangite

    Thank you so much. Very often, your alerts give me the cue for the next post. Because of your comment, I did the next post on "Toughened to ast or to snap?"

    Take care and God bless you for your kind and patriotic heart.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Stephen

    Excellent comment! Thanks so much for sharing. Take care and know that it is always great to hear from you.

    Enjoy the weekend!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Anon @ 1.59pm

    Much wisdom you have shared here. Thanks! Comes with being in Bolehland and seeing the madness around us.

    Take care and have a great weekend!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Ting

    The events of today have really shown us some people's true colors. Just hope the HS voters do not forget this and that they will vote wisely and the better choice.

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Anak Melayu

    It is still early...We have to wait and see. Take care and have a great weekend.

    Do keep in touch!

    Salam

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Anon @ 3.17pm

    Dah banyak siri soap opera minggu ni, hang!

    :-)

    Salam

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