Many parents are usally wary when their kids ask them about the birds and the bees. I remember telling my boy how his daddy planted a seed in me. Kind of worked cos he never swallowed any seeds after that :-) when eating prunes etc. Here's a contemporary version that you might like (sent to me by Angela, thanks!).
One day, a little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well wee man I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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One day, a little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well wee man I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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Monyet King LOL.... very funny. Have a pleasant day, MWS.