PASSIONS, BEANS AND OTHER EXCESSES

Posted by Unknown On Monday, June 28, 2010 8 comments
Good morning! Here's one of my favorite jokes which I'd like to share with you today to jump start the week. The next sopo post will be up later in the morning. Take care and have a great week!

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.

Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on.

Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP!!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

8 comments to PASSIONS, BEANS AND OTHER EXCESSES

  1. says:

    Wan Sharif Dear Oh dear..
    this one should be under horror not humor... Love it all the same..he,he

  1. says:

    Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
    Hmmm...we love nachos with baked beans...and loads of cheese. Viva Mexico!!!! har har har *evil laughs*

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Saudara Wan Sharif

    Haha! Great to hear from you again. Cool profile pic you got there. Glad you enjoyed this one. Do take care and please keep in touch!

    Salam

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Angelina and Brad

    Aiyo!!! You are making me soooooooooooooo hungry!! I love nachos!!!

    Er Argentina beat Mexico so how??? Send the nachos over ok?? LOL!!

    Take care and have a great week!

    Salam

  1. says:

    gasseus maximus at least he didn't pass by a petai farm or else he'd have 12 unconscious dinner guests. LOL.

  1. says:

    Unknown LOL!!! That is a classic nom de plume that resonates so well with this post. Love your comment and sense of humor! Take care and do keep in touch!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Anonymous It is a good lesson for all. Never allows one's love of something to be in excess with regards to food,ya.

    I'd problems with my wife whenever she eats petai. The whole room especially the toilet will stink so badly.

    Well, so instead of quarelling over it I decided to try it out. It was not too platable initially but after about five testing, I find it no longer offensive. And now, I am enjoying it much more than her but with ikan bilis and sambal of course.

    If you cannot beat it, just embrace it, hahaha!
    ~ahoo~

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear ahoo

    LOL!! That is really sharing in love haha...

    Fortunately, my family members do not eat petai so i am safe LOL!!

    Thanks for sharing!

    Cheers

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