Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and one day, whilst they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog. The frog turned to them and said: "Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts." They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.
The golden frog admitted: "Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can have three wishes each in this case.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
4 comments to THE BEAR AND THE RABBIT
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Anonymous This satire reminds me of a similar one related to office staff. The boss was having lunch with 2 staff after a gruelling morning session.
The boss called on his "genie" and asked the first staff for his wish. This staff requested to be in Bahamas by the seaside and lazing with pretty girls all around. Non stop flow of drinks and gently massaged by most charming girl he have set his eyes on. That wish was granted in an instant.
The other staff asked that he be granted to dine with the rich and famous celebrity of Hollywood. Be driven there in Rolls Royce and dressed in the finest Armani suit. He too was granted his wish in an instant.
Meanwhile, the boss was having his sumptuous meal with fine wine. After enjoying his meal in just about an hour, looked at his watch and asked the "genie" to get the two idiots back immediately. In no time the two jokers were back with the boss and demanded to know why they are not allowed to enjoy just a little more.
Sorry, you guys have clocked out for lunch only and have not requested for anything more. Get your butts of the chair and back to office to work.
Moral of the story, never make your wish before your boss. Think twice before you make your wish before him. For the boss is always right in the office. Have a purposeful day at work.
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Unknown Dear Angelina and Brad
Haha!!! I knew you would enjoy this one :-). Take care and hope that you and your household will enjoy this week.
Salam
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Unknown Dear Anon @ 3.18p.m.
Thanks so much for sharing that tale which not only jives with the post but is a timely reminder that it's Monday and we have to get cracking :-).
Here's wishing you and yours a lovely week ahead. Take care and do keep in touch.
Cheers
Cat-from-Sydney I love that rabbit! Talk about forward thinking. har har har *evil laughs*