Thanks to Madeng who sent me the following joke on how a lady managed to get a hairdryer through customs...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
6 comments to THE PRIEST AND THE CUSTOMS OFFICER
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Cat-from-Sydney Ouch! This entry needs SX labelling. The cats are all blushing from ears to tails. roar! roar! roar!
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Anonymous Classic, just classic and true to every word. English language is simply marvelous if we understand it.
"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
The above statements could had been changed from instrument to either weapon or gun and the customs would still be laughing till they drop.
~ahoo~
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Unknown Dear Nick
:-) Glad you enjoyed the classy humor.
Haha!! I was expecting someone to refer to that fool and of course it had to be you! LOL!
Have a blessed day, Nick.
Salam
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Unknown Dear ahoo
Many thanks for adding to the classy humor with your witty input. Am glad you appreciate the play with words here..
Take care and have a blessed evening with your family!
Shalom
nick ROTFL,
Sis, such a classy double entendre and from a priest too. Great post, Sis! Thanks, it really did brightened my day.
I wonder though, if it were to happen to the Si FOOL, what would be his retort? "Behind me is an instrument of entrapment, designed to implicate an unsuspecting older man and to date, still unused??? Ughh...such a disgusting thought! Sorry I ever brought it up, Sis!
Do try to have a great day then and GOD bless!
Nick.