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A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. While waiting for his turn to be seen, a casual acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him.
The newcomer asks," Ww..wha..what are yy.you ddd.dd.doing here?"
The man replies," I am waiting to see the doctor."
"Ww..wh..why ddd.do yyyy..you want tt.to sss.see the doctor?"
The man replies, "Well, if you must know, I have a prostate problem."
"Aaa..a pp.ppro..prostate problem? Ww..what i..i..is that?"
"Well, if you must know, I pee like you talk!!!"
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On a more serious note, if you know of anyone who stammers, do help them to gain confidence and to seek help from a speech therapist. The following diagram might help us to better understand the problem.
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Anonymous Imagine entering a cinema and your friend already seated ask you, what are you doing here ?
Or dining at the cafe and your good friend on entering ask you the redundant question, what are you there for ?
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease :
5. You can answered as above and you friend will not be angry.
4. You don't have to remember anything negative about your spouse.
3. You can confess of your puppy love and childhood infactuation without making your spouse jealous.
2. You are always meeting new people even your family members.
1. The best of them all: You don't have to entertain in laws and out laws; remember the whines and complaints of your spouse and you can repeatedly ask for things you like without any guilt !!! Bingo.
~ahoo~