1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you have to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. When trouble arises & things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution & is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.
9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
11. Never lick a steak knife.
12. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
13. "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
15. Your REAL friends still love you anyway.
Have a great day!!!
Anonymous A friend in need is still a friend indeed.
We never know our true friends until the day of memorial service.
Those who aim for the sky better make sure that their feet are on level ground.
We are what we eat and drink. Don't blame the family DNA or your mom's cooking. So if we deposit the wrong things into our lives, we will withdraw in later life all those things that are not wanted. So go ahead and deposit happiness and love into the life of others and we will be rewarded with blissful memories.
Whether we think we can or we can't, we are still right. The choice is clear and just do that which will free us from hate i.e to love and free our mind from worry. Live simply by giving more freely and we will expect less in return.
For divine blessings is far greater than any man's accolades. Cheers.
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