masterwordsmith-unplugged

Many thanks to Pauline who sent me the following joke. I wonder how many would react the same manner :-). Just kidding. FYI, I love dogs and pets but because I cry too much when they die, my husband has banned me from having any more pets. I have blogged about the death of my hamsters and dog and you can read it under the label Pets.



A man goes to police to report his missing wife.
Man: I lost my wife (misty)
Inspector: What is her height
Man; I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Man: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Man: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Man: I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????
Man: Yes my Labrador dog named Romeo.

He has a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is lightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together & the man started crying....

Inspector: Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!!!!!! !

Have a great day everyone! DO swing by later for the next post! Cheers!

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