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Thanks to Freddie who sent me the following list of usual but wise sayings. Take care and have a lovely day!

When without money, keep savings boxes; When you have money, keep dogs.

When without money, eat wild vegetables at home ; When you have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

When without money, ride bicycle; When you have money, ride exercise machine.

When without money, wish to get married; When you have money, wish to get divorced.

When without money, wife becomes secretary; When have money, secretary becomes wife.

When without money, act like rich man; When with money, act like poor man.

Man, O Man, never tells the truth because he...

Says share market is bad but keeps speculating; Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.

Says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them;

Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.


Says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;

Says heaven is good but refused to go.

In the past, woman gives man their virginity; Now, woman gives man their newborn baby

In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;

In the cities, man calls for chickens.

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;

Now, some actresses may sell their bodies to become famous

What is life?

1 At age one, YOU are the top priority

10 At age ten, academic excellence is the top priority

20 At age twenty, getting laid is the top priority

30 At age thirty, a good career is top priority

40 At age forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority

50 At age fifty, beating others at mah-jong is top priority

60 At age sixty, keeping IT up is top priority

70 At age seventy, remembering something is top priority

80 At age eighty, moving around is top priority

90 At age ninety, knowing directions is top priority

100 At age 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!

Wishing you all happiness! Be good!