1. F***ing once a week is good for health, but is harmful if done everyday.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation to Mind & Body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After F***ing, don't take heavy food, opt for liquids.
5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.
6. F***ing reduces weight for sure...
"FASTing" is really good for Health !!! Now, what were you thinking of???
Have a nice day, everyone!
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Specially for those of you who have to trudge through the snow and cope with the frigging cold winter:
How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What's an ig?
An eskimo's home without a loo!
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs!
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
How do you call an Eskimo cow ?
An Eskimoo !
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