Nick aka Hamba has been a very faithful and supportive reader of my blog. I thoroughly appreciate his input and nuggets of wisdom, not forgetting his encouragement, friendship and undying hope for a better Malaysia. Yesterday evening, he wrote a satirical piece in response to my post JOKES FOR TUESDAY AFTERNOON
which I am posting here today because it is a brilliant political satire. Do leave a comment if you wish. Take care and have a nice day!
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke (with your basic no brainer replies from our PM,7 his cabinet and pets).
" Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Our PM will answer "We can't stop the chicken from crossing the road IF they stay within their coop!"
House Minister " I will not prohibit the chicken from crossing the road provided the chicken does not undermined national security".
The headless chicken err..sorry..The head of police says " We are still investigating the case of the chicken crossing the road BTW do you know where RPK is???".
The defensive minister however will say " the chicken did not cross the road. In fact it was stolen 2 years ago and it's not one chicken but two and each chicken was worth RM50 millions and FYI, no high ranking General was involved in the theft".
An overly eager Tourist guide minister however will say "these crossing by the chicken will hurt our tourism industry and FYI we will register Chi Kut Teh as Malaysian owned dish and Singapore cannot claim it as their national dish too!".
The Porsche cayenne driving ex PM said " chicken crossing the road is a sensitive issue and we cannot solve this by going to the court! There is no such thing as a chicken crossing the road!"
But the best answer will have to go to the Frog MP. Froghim Ali said "Crossing the road is the exclusive right of frogs! Who gave permissions for the chicken to cross the road? The courts? Then I will assemble all of my kith and kin and we all will organize a street (road) protest! We are all willing to die for our cause!
Do you know what happen to frogs holding a demo in the middle of the road? A TRUCK CARRYING CHICKEN HIT THEM AND THEY ALL "MATI KATAK"! That's Murphy's law for you or is it poetic justice? I can never tell!?
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