Nick aka Hamba has been a very faithful and supportive reader of my blog. I thoroughly appreciate his input and nuggets of wisdom, not forgetting his encouragement, friendship and undying hope for a better Malaysia. Yesterday evening, he wrote a satirical piece in response to my post JOKES FOR TUESDAY AFTERNOON
which I am posting here today because it is a brilliant political satire. Do leave a comment if you wish. Take care and have a nice day!
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke (with your basic no brainer replies from our PM,7 his cabinet and pets).
" Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Our PM will answer "We can't stop the chicken from crossing the road IF they stay within their coop!"
House Minister " I will not prohibit the chicken from crossing the road provided the chicken does not undermined national security".
The headless chicken err..sorry..The head of police says " We are still investigating the case of the chicken crossing the road BTW do you know where RPK is???".
The defensive minister however will say " the chicken did not cross the road. In fact it was stolen 2 years ago and it's not one chicken but two and each chicken was worth RM50 millions and FYI, no high ranking General was involved in the theft".
An overly eager Tourist guide minister however will say "these crossing by the chicken will hurt our tourism industry and FYI we will register Chi Kut Teh as Malaysian owned dish and Singapore cannot claim it as their national dish too!".
The Porsche cayenne driving ex PM said " chicken crossing the road is a sensitive issue and we cannot solve this by going to the court! There is no such thing as a chicken crossing the road!"
But the best answer will have to go to the Frog MP. Froghim Ali said "Crossing the road is the exclusive right of frogs! Who gave permissions for the chicken to cross the road? The courts? Then I will assemble all of my kith and kin and we all will organize a street (road) protest! We are all willing to die for our cause!
Do you know what happen to frogs holding a demo in the middle of the road? A TRUCK CARRYING CHICKEN HIT THEM AND THEY ALL "MATI KATAK"! That's Murphy's law for you or is it poetic justice? I can never tell!?
19 comments to WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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Unknown Dear Anonymous @ 9.02 a.m.
That is a very witty response! Thanks a bunch. Take care and have a nice day!
Cheers
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Unknown Haha dear Antares...That's a very clever response!
Take care and have a great day!
Hugs
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LC Teh The chicken had to cross the road because the quacks claim this side is reserved for quacks only. No chicks allowed.
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Unknown Hi LC Teh
*Stunned* Wow!!! That is a marvelous response in tandem with the current events! Brilliant! Thanks so much :-).
Take care and have a nice day!
Cheers
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QQ In this Bolehland, we see mad, mad frogs hopping, jumping and croaking wildly everywhere!
"Mati katak" should serve them right!
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Unknown Dear QQ
It seems that madness rules the day when people lose their sense of integrity and other noble values.
Very sad. Are we progressing or regressing?
Take care and have a good day!
Cheers
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Village Boy "We will not hesitate to use the law, including the ISA, and will act against anybody irrespective of their background."
- HM Hishammuddin Tun Hussein
Well said! But will it be well done?
Your guess is as good as mine, haha!
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Anonymous It's neither progressing or regressing?
In this Bolehland, it more of 'trespassing' like nobody's business, haha!
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Anonymous In each human heart are a chicken, a tiger, a frog, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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Unknown Dear Village Boy
We need action and really specific reassurances from the leaders on how they feel about the issue. Also, they have to be more committed and convicted in their hearts about the situation and nip it in the bud before the situation worsens.
Take care and have a good day!
Cheers
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Unknown Dear Anonymous @ 11.40 a.m.
It is a lack of respect for private property and the faith and place of worship of other believers.
Sighs...
Take care and keep safe.
Best wishes
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Unknown Dear Anonymous @ 12.15 p.m.
That is a very insightful and profound comment!
Many thanks for the gems of wisdom.
Take care and have a good day.
Best wishes
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wong SO messin' with national security right now, man! You are FIRED tomorrow morning, I'm tellin' ya! I'll get the CIA and the FBI, you'll be workin' security at Toys R' Us!
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Unknown Hi Wong,
LOL!!! Wow - how did you know that has been my dream retirement job? LOL..Take care and thanks for swinging by.
Have a nice day!
Cheers
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A Arthur ha ha this is a good satire from your blog reader Nick. Thanks
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Unknown Dear Arthur
You are welcome...thanks to Nick actually. Take care and God bless you.
Cheers
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Anonymous The chicken crossed the road cause they did not want to be like the happy oblivous froggies who were sitting in a pot of water which was slowly being brought to boiling point.
The froggies tot that they were so clever - they had their own private pool :)
Anonymous The C word cannot be used by non-believers of chickenology. They must use fowl instead.
So, why did the fowl cross the road?
For no reason, because fowls are not considered as intelligent creatures. They just wander everywhere.
Chickens, OTOH, are highly motivated creatures. They are rated AAA. So, when a chicken cross the road, it is with intention...to get to the other side.