* Wake up in a happy mooo-d. Don't cry over spilled milk
* When chewing your cud, remember. . . There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste!
* The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
* Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
* Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!
* It's better to be seen and not herd.
* Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
* Never take any bull from anybody.
* Always let them know who's bossy!
* Stepping on cow pies brings good luck.
* Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
* Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
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