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* Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.

* I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

* If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

* Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

* Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don't have any film.

* Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

* If the shoe fits .... buy a pair in every color.

* Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.

* If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

* Some days are a total waste of makeup.

* Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

* A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

* Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

* Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

* By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

* Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me .... you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. I've tried!!

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