masterwordsmith-unplugged

When we were young, life was so much simpler......

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction.

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Parkinson's Disease

3. Constant smiling.
Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Bell's Palsy

4. Absent-mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Early onset of Alzheimer's Disease

5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.
Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Multiple sclerosis


6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Obsessive compulsive disorder

7. Bruising on neck and other tender areas.
ymptoms then: Love bites

Prognosis now: Leukemia

8. Insomnia.
Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Benign prostatic hyperplasia

9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
Symptoms then: Love

Prognosis now: Schizophrenia


Sigh ... how life has changed! Maybe the spirit is willing but.................

-Author Unknown-


*Thanks to Angela who just sent me this post. Have a nice day everyone!