Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot - - Some parts are just missing
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
-Author Unknown-
Have a great day!
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