New Meanings

Posted by M ws On Wednesday, June 29, 2011 2 comments
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing n the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.



CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES: Something other people have. I have character lines.

2 comments to New Meanings

  1. says:

    Bunny BERSIH : A guillotine for the corrupt.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Excellent, Bunny!! Thanks. We have to see things in the right perspective while madness rages around us. I appreciate your upbeat comment. Take care and know that it is a joy to hear from you.

    Cheers

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