A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down on a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor
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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine? He's fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart
You feel stuck to your debt if you can't budge it.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. Taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large
Those who are too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Bakers trade bread secrets on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear will suffer the agony of defeet.
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