The Woman from the IRD

Posted by Unknown On Tuesday, June 14, 2011 6 comments
A father walks into a Starbucks with his young son. He gives the young boy three coins to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.

The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs up two of the coins, but keeps choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurriedly, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' test***es and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's test***es, the woman hands the last coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. 'I'm with The Inland Revenue Department.'


-Author Unknown-




*Moral of the story: Never let kids play with coins!

*Posted for the sake of humor with no intention to offend or insult anyone.

Thanks to T.O. who sent me this joke.

6 comments to The Woman from the IRD

  1. says:

    CLY Alternative Moral of the story:
    IRD will squeeze the last cents out of you.

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear CLY

    Wow! That is a brilliant comment! Very true indeed...Take care and have a great day. Do stay in touch.

    Cheers!

  1. says:

    LC Teh Hmmm.... Just wondering how they'd get the last nickel out of a woman...

  1. says:

    nick Sis,

    It is very interesting that "the IRD" chooses to use that "specific method" to get that single cent out. Wonder what other thing they will squeeze to get a larger amount? Squeeze the life out of us?

    Looks like the "Heimlich maneuver" or the abdominal thrust is not the rage anymore. I just can see the new motto of the IRD or (here in Malaysia its called "The Lembaga") as "Why thrust when you can squeeze! It's effective to the last cent!". Or "Don't "thrust" us? We'll squeeze the belief out of you!"

    Nick.

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear LC Teh

    LOL!!! I can imagine you must have been chuckling when you typed that comment. :-) Thanks so much for sharing! Take care and have a lovely day. Do keep in touch!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Unknown Dear Nick

    It is really lovely to hear from you again. And what an entertaining comment you have shared with us - filled with such appropriate puns, indeed!

    Trust is the key word as they thrust with all their might to squeeze every nickel out of us.

    Take care and please continue to share the gems from your sharp mind! Keep in touch!

    Salam

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