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A doctor in Seattle wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, "Ian, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients".

"Yes, sir..." answers Ian.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Ian, how was your day?"

Ian tells him he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Ian! And the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ibrahim.

"Bravo, bravo Ian! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off everything, lies down on the tabl and shouts: "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"

"And what did you do, Ian?" asks the doctor.

"Sh**! Sh**! Sh**! . . . I put eye drops in her eyes."


*Posted for laughs with grateful thanks to N.K. who sent me this joke. Keep smiling...

Enjoy THIS SONG by Nat King Cole.

Smile though your heart is aching,
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky
You'll get by...

If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you

Light up your face with gladness
Hide every trace of sadness
Although a tear may be ever so near
Thats the time you must keep on trying

Smile, whats the use of crying?
Youll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile.
Thats the time you must keep on trying

Smile, whats the use of crying?
Youll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile


Have a nice day, everyone!