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Senior Wedding.

Harry, age 92, and Sally, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Harry suggests they go in. Harry addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Harry: "We're about to get married.

Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Harry: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Harry: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Harry: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Harry: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."

Harry: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Harry: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Harry: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Harry: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure."

Harry: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Have a nice day!

Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke.