A Senior Wedding

Posted by M ws On Sunday, July 31, 2011 1 comments
Senior Wedding.

Harry, age 92, and Sally, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Harry suggests they go in. Harry addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Harry: "We're about to get married.

Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Harry: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Harry: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Harry: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Harry: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."

Harry: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Harry: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Harry: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Harry: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure."

Harry: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

Have a nice day!

Thanks to Angela who sent me this joke.

1 comments to A Senior Wedding

  1. says:

    Anonymous my village penghulu (headman) remarried at the age of 85 after his first wife died and he had sex almost everyday!

    well on sunday he "almost" had sex
    on monday he "almost" had sex
    on tuesday he "almost" had sex
    on wednesday he "almost" had sex
    on thursday he "almost" had sex
    on friday he "almost" had sex
    and on saturday he "almost" had sex too!

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