Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Posted by M ws On Saturday, July 9, 2011 2 comments
Here's a list of funny hypothetical answers to the proverbial question. Next post will be up later. I am so tired from following news/twitter updates. Take care and have a restful evening.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Colonel Sanders: "I missed one?"

L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.

Bill Clinton: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any

The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and
there was much rejoicing.

Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes!, the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Martin Luther King Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

Ronald Reagan: What chicken?

Bill Clinton (again): I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job in New York.

Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Fox Mulder: You saw it cross with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released "Chicken Coop 98", which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

Bill Clinton (also, again): Define "cross."

-Author Unknown-

2 comments to Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

  1. says:

    Anonymous Anwar:it may look like my chicken but it is not my chicken

    LKS:i protest that the chicken is allowed to cross the road,we must allow ducks,goats,cows etc to cross the road too!

    hj hadi:do you have 4 witnesses that can testify that the chicken crossed the road?

    nik aziz:the chicken is going to heaven

    karpal singh:over my dead body before i allow the chicken to cross the road

    Najib:i have never met this mongolian chicken before

    mahathir:the chicken should be ISAed

    Badawi:KJ come here,what chicken are they talking about?

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Kassim

    My deepest thanks for your very witty and hilarious response.


    Simply super!!

    Please feel free to write a post and send it to me here and it will be my pleasure to repost. You have a very witty and engaging writing style!

    Take care and do keep in touch.


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