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The Wife's Phone Number

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, July 13, 2011 6 comments

A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "My Life".

After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife".

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home".

After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler".

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number".

-Author Unknown-

How about you?

*Posted for laughs with thanks to TO who sent me this joke.

Have a pleasant evening. Next post will be up soon.

6 comments to The Wife's Phone Number

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July 13, 2011 at 8:57 PM

KoSong Cafe My wife's former boss, a District Dietitian, was described by her husband as 'Gestapo in drag' when he related incidents of how badly he wished he could have certain foods like 'fish and chips' or an 'apple pie' but for her watchful eyes. It seems so incredible that a man of retiring age had to afraid of his wife over food!

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July 13, 2011 at 9:15 PM

Unknown Dear Kosong Cafe

Thanks for sharing that story. In fact, I am aware of a few people in the same shoes. In some cases, it is because of health reasons eg cholesterol/diabetes issues. In other cases...oh well...Hitlerina rulz LOL!

Lovely to hear from you again!

Cheers!

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July 13, 2011 at 9:18 PM

mamasita Great joke Paula..hehe

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July 13, 2011 at 9:31 PM

Unknown Dear Mamasita

Am glad you enjoyed the humor here...:-) LOL!!

Take care. Lovely to hear from you again.

Salam

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July 14, 2011 at 1:51 AM

TO ONLY JOKING…

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Q: Why are women worse than the Mafia?
A: The mafia demands either money or your life; women want BOTH.