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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath.
She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, 'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses 'Was I going up the stairs or down?

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.' She then yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you, as soon as I see who's at the door.'



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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'

'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.'

And the third man chimed in, 'So am I.. Let's have a beer.'


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Joan was running up and down the halls of the nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say 'Supersex.'
She walked up to Richard in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him, she said, 'Supersex' He sat silently for a moment or two and finally
answered, 'I'll take the soup.'


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Now this one is just too Precious..

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said,
'Now don't get mad at me... I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..

Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'



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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way
on Interstate 77. Please be careful!'

'Heck,' said Herman, 'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'


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Two elderly women were out driving - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it.I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red.
Again, they went right through.The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So,she turned to the other woman and said,

'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!'

Mildred turned to her and said,

'Oh, crap, am I driving?'

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to Angela who sent me this post which I believe (*winks*) I posted two years ago. Have a lovely weekend, everyone!