Christmas Humor

Posted by M ws On Friday, December 23, 2011 2 comments
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other?s shoulders!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low ?elf?esteem!


How long should an elf's legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!

What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
"First, YULE LOGon"!

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
The "elf"-abet!

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?

One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"

How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"

Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
Mini vans!

Finally, please enjoy this video clip that is different. Thanks for sharing!


Sing and be happy! Have a nice day!

2 comments to Christmas Humor

  1. says:

    mamasita Merry Christmas to my dearest Masterwordsmith!!:))
    Have a beautiful celebration with all your loved ones.
    May your lives be full of joy and happiness always!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith My dear Mamasita

    Thank you so much for your warm and sincere wishes and greetings! Your friendship means a lot to me and I truly appreciate the connection we have shared since late 2008 to the present.

    May you continue to be a strong, wise and loving person to all who know you.

    Take care and please keep in touch.

    Hugs and lots of love to you

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