More Than Murphy's Law

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, January 31, 2012 2 comments
  • Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
  • Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
  • Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
  • Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
  • Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
  • Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
  • Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
  • Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
  • Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
  • Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  • Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  • Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
  • Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
  • Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
  • Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
  • Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
  • Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
  • Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  • Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

2 comments to More Than Murphy's Law

  1. says:

    achibong Law of Malaysian traffic #1: When you put on the changing-lane signal, the car behind will suddenly speed up.

    Law of Malaysian traffic #2: When you do a safe overtake on a highway, the car a mile behind will flash its headlight.

    Law of Malaysian traffic #3: When the traffic comes to a crawl, the accident is on the opposite side.

    Law of Malaysian traffic #4: When you stop on a red light, the timer will always read 99.

    This one never fails: When you think you have finally found an empty parking lot, there’s a Kancil in it.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear achibong

    *clapping*

    Superb response to this post!!!

    Thank you for sharing. More please, achibong!!!

    Do keep in touch.

    Wishing you and yours a wonderful weekend!

    Cheers

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