Your Parrot is Dead, Senor!

Posted by M ws On Sunday, February 12, 2012 4 comments
Thanks to Kassim who sent me the following post.

Your Parrot Is Dead, Senor!


At dawn, the telephone rings.

"Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead."

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Senor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane?? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."

"Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??"

"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!"

"Yes, Senor Rod."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Senor Rod."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Senor Rod. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new R580 XD golf club.

SILENCE . . . . . . .. . . LONG SILENCE . . .. . . . . ..

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep sh*t!!"

-Author Unknown-

*Posted for laughs.

4 comments to Your Parrot is Dead, Senor!

  1. says:

    Tiger Hehehe!
    Golf IS life!
    The rest are........details

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Haha, Tiger!!! I hope the missus does not read my blog otherwise...aiyoyo golf will be history! Just kidding. :-)

    Have a great day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Jimmy Liew Very good one, I'm smiling now hehe

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Jimmy

    Haha! Are you also a golf enthusiast? :-)

    Am glad you like this post.

    Take care and have a great day!

    Cheers

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