The Difference Between Men and Women

Posted by M ws On Friday, March 16, 2012 11 comments
This is an old post which I posted in 2009 but am reposting it again for laughs. I completely forgot about it until I received it by email from Angela.

It's Friday so have a great weekend!

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.

The average man's pe*** is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women will be finished reading this by now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs. :-)

11 comments to The Difference Between Men and Women

  1. says:

    LC Teh Nope... it's not true.









    I mean the thumb...

  1. says:

    adie Measuring yes but not my thumb! LOL!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear LC Teh and Adie

    :-)

    It's great to have readers like both of you! A wicked sense of humor is good for the soul and spirit haha!

    Have a great day!

    Cheers!

  1. says:

    achibong Now you know why female bank tellers giggle when men use the thumbprint scanner.

    Some men should just accept the cruel reality of the “rule of thumb”, and stop showing their middle finger!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear achibong

    :-) LOL!!!

    Great comment! Thanks for the smiles and for sharing your witty humor. Take care and have a lovely weekend! Stay in touch!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    cin2tan woman got 'pause' BUT man NO 'pause' one !

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Andrew

    Haha! Both also have the pause ...:-)

  1. says:

    cin2tan "dad, are you scared of mom !? "

    'NO lah !'

    "SURE ?"

    'S...s...sh...dun shout, mom in the kitchen le !'

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Haha...speaking from experiencekah, cin2tan? LOL...Just kidding. Kind of reminds me of a scene from Blondie, the comic strip.

    Have a nice day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    cin2tan got irritated 2day : she reminded me to wash the old Iswara again & again @#$%^&*... when I was washing my aquariums of Flower-Horns !

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith How many aquariums do you have?

    When I was in primary school, I reared pompadours and had 13 aquariums! I must have been mad. I spent most of my time cleaning aquariums!

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