masterwordsmith-unplugged

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them!

~Going Out is good.. Coming home is better!

~You forget names ....

But it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially Golf.

~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do,you no longer care to do,but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called " Pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an

" ON" and " OFF" Switch..

~You tend to use more 4 letter words ...

" what?" ....... " when?"... ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewellery, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything sold in stores is " sleeveless" !!!!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Whispers.

~Now that your husband has retired .....

You'd give anything if he'd find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.

~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!

It's Not What You Gather,

But What You Scatter

That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have

Have a nice day!!!

Thanks to Angela who sent me this post!
I have a hunch I have posted this before but I have forgotten when...:-) So I am reposting it in case you missed it when it came out some time back.