Funny Bumper Stickers Part 1

Posted by M ws On Monday, March 26, 2012 4 comments
  • God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
  • My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
  • Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
  • (Spotted on a passing motorcycle)
  • If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
  • I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
  • Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
  • What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
  • Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better Rich
  • Liberal Arts Major. Will Think for Food
  • Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
  • Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law
  • If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
  • First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed
  • In Dog Years, I'm Dead
  • Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener
  • If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
  • The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard
  • Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade
  • Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
  • I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes
  • Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well
  • A Day Without Sunshine is Like Night
  • First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order
  • Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
  • In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
  • BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
  • So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
  • I need someone real bad... Are you real bad?
  • BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • All men are idiots... and I married their king.
  • The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
  • I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  • Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  • Hang up and drive.
  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...
  • Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

4 comments to Funny Bumper Stickers Part 1

  1. says:

    Donplaypuks® 1. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
    2. Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better Rich
    3. (Spotted on a passing motorcycle) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off

    That's my top 3. Thanks for bringing a smile to my Monday morning face.

    Dpp
    we are all of 1 Race, the Human Race

  1. says:

    cin2tan BANG me then pay !
    Pray for pm Psalms xxx !
    Look b4 you bang !

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear DPP

    Thank you so much for adding more smiles to this post! Sorry for this late response. Have been very busy with a lot of chores as I am in a 'throw away as much junk as possible' mood.

    Take care and please keep up the brilliant writing/blogging!

    Have a great day!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan

    Wah you are very garang LOL!

    cheers

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