- God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends
- My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
- Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
- (Spotted on a passing motorcycle)
- If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
- I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
- Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
- What If the Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better Rich
- Liberal Arts Major. Will Think for Food
- Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen
- Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law
- If You Want Breakfast in Bed, Sleep in the Kitchen
- First National Bank of Dad; Sorry, Closed
- In Dog Years, I'm Dead
- Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener
- If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
- The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard
- Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade
- Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
- I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes
- Anything Not Worth Doing Is Not Worth Doing Well
- A Day Without Sunshine is Like Night
- First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order
- Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
- In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
- I need someone real bad... Are you real bad?
- BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
- All men are idiots... and I married their king.
- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
- I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
- Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- Hang up and drive.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...
- Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
4 comments to Funny Bumper Stickers Part 1
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Unknown Dear DPP
Thank you so much for adding more smiles to this post! Sorry for this late response. Have been very busy with a lot of chores as I am in a 'throw away as much junk as possible' mood.
Take care and please keep up the brilliant writing/blogging!
Have a great day!
Cheers
Donplaypuks® 1. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Did a Little Shopping
2. Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better Rich
3. (Spotted on a passing motorcycle) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
That's my top 3. Thanks for bringing a smile to my Monday morning face.
Dpp
we are all of 1 Race, the Human Race