Lessons from My Mum

Posted by M ws On Thursday, March 22, 2012 0 comments
  • My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
  • My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
  • My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
  • My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."
  • My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
  • My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry about."
  • My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
  • My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
  • My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
  • My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
  • My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"
  • My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"
  • My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
  • My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"
  • My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"


THANKS, MOM!

~Author unknown~

*Dedicated to all moms!

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