Is There Any Hope?

Posted by M ws On Saturday, April 14, 2012 0 comments
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods thanks to ignorance and/pr stupidity...
  • On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
  • On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
  • On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
  • On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
  • On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
  • On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
  • On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
  • On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
  • On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
  • On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
  • On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
  • On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
  • On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
  • On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  • On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
  • On a child’s superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
-Collected from here and there-

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