The Pastor, The Nun and A Donkey

Posted by M ws On Tuesday, April 24, 2012 5 comments
Here's an oldie but still a goodie...Posted for laughs and the lesson therein. No offense meant to anyone. Have a lovely day!

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S A** OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S A**.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST A** IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS HER A** FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER A** IS WILD AND FREE..


The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's as* and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

5 comments to The Pastor, The Nun and A Donkey

  1. says:

    cin2tan pls dun make fun of a** which was JESUS's favorite means of transport !!

  1. says:

    Jimmy Liew ROFL...

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan

    Aiyoyo...this is just for laughs :-).

    I am sure you were laughing away too hehe...

    Cheers

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Jimmy Liew

    I know you always enjoy good old-fashioned humor!

    Cheers

  1. says:

    Shadower First class humour! Keep it coming.
    Shadower

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