What They Really Mean To Say...

Posted by M ws On Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4 comments
Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldnt kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you really love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and youre going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "Youre ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

All these are startling reminders that not everyone says what they mean so be on guard!

4 comments to What They Really Mean To Say...

  1. says:

    Antares Hmmm.... thought you had closed shop! Nice to see your blog reactivated :-)

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear Antares

    Yes, I thought I had closed shop for good! However, the past one week was really weird without doing any blogging so I had to get rid of that nagging I miss my blog feeling so here I am again! Thanks so much, dear friend, for all your encouragement and support through the years.

    Hugs and much love to you

  1. says:

    cin2tan YOU mean u nag5, macam biniku TOO !???

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Aiya not that type of nagging LOL!!!

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