Wise Sayings for Net Addicts

Posted by M ws On Friday, May 25, 2012 2 comments
1. Home is where you hang your @.

2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a smart phone.

7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

10. The modem is the message.

11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

12. The geek shall inherit the earth.

13. A chat has nine lives.

14. Don't byte off more than you can view.

15. Fax is stranger than fiction.

16. What boots up must come down.

17. Windows will never cease.

18. In Gates we trust.

19. Virtual reality is its own reward.

20. Modulation in all things.

21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

22. There's no place like home.com

23. Know what to expect before you connect.

24. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

25. Speed thrills.

26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

-Author Unknown-

*Posted for laughs

2 comments to Wise Sayings for Net Addicts

  1. says:

    cin2tan WAT's happening between 27/1 & 16/5 PLEASE !?

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan.

    I had to purge those articles because I wanted to keep safe and only reopen the blog when I had removed those articles. I am not sure which are the unsafe ones so i had to remove those from that period and also others.

    Sorry. I hope you understand. No offense intended to you or to anyone!

    My blogging will be from a different pitch altogether.

    No political posts - FOREVER.

    Hope you and other readers understand! I love my blog but also my sanity and safety.

    Thanks!!

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