Politically Correct Statements

Posted by M ws On Friday, May 25, 2012 4 comments
How to speak about women and be politically correct

1. She is not a “Babe” or a “Chick” – She is a “Breasted American.”
2. She is not “Easy” – She is “Horizontally Accessible.”
3. She is not a “Dumb Blonde” – She is a “Light-Haired Detour off the Information Superhighway.”
4. She has not “Been Around” – She is “Previously-Enjoyed Companion.”
5. She does not “Nag” you – She becomes “Verbally Repetitive.”
6. She is not “Two-Bit Hooker” – She is a “Low-cost Provider.”

How to speak about men and be politically correct:

1. He does not have a “Beer Gut” – He has developed a “Liquid Grain Storage Facility.”
2. He is not a “Bad Dancer – He is “Overly Caucasian.”
3. He does not “Get Lost all the Time” – He “Investigates Alternative Destinations.”
4. He is not “Balding” – He is in “Follicle Regression.”
5. He does not act like a “Total A**e” – He develops a case of “Rectal-Cranial Inversion.”
6. It’s not his “Cr**k” you see hanging out of his pants – It’s “Rear Cleavage.”

-Author Unknown-

*Posted for laughs

4 comments to Politically Correct Statements

  1. says:

    cin2tan BIG breasts got NO brains = BIG brains got NO breasts la !!

    biniku NO brain one !

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Lol!!!!! I hope your bini does not read my blog!!!!


  1. says:

    cin2tan she even tak tau 'IWC' le !!

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan

    How can she not know IWC??? Haiz - u must make a cup for her each morning. I start off my day with Ipoh White Coffee without which, I am listless!


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