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How to speak about women and be politically correct


1. She is not a “Babe” or a “Chick” – She is a “Breasted American.”
2. She is not “Easy” – She is “Horizontally Accessible.”
3. She is not a “Dumb Blonde” – She is a “Light-Haired Detour off the Information Superhighway.”
4. She has not “Been Around” – She is “Previously-Enjoyed Companion.”
5. She does not “Nag” you – She becomes “Verbally Repetitive.”
6. She is not “Two-Bit Hooker” – She is a “Low-cost Provider.”

How to speak about men and be politically correct:


1. He does not have a “Beer Gut” – He has developed a “Liquid Grain Storage Facility.”
2. He is not a “Bad Dancer – He is “Overly Caucasian.”
3. He does not “Get Lost all the Time” – He “Investigates Alternative Destinations.”
4. He is not “Balding” – He is in “Follicle Regression.”
5. He does not act like a “Total A**e” – He develops a case of “Rectal-Cranial Inversion.”
6. It’s not his “Cr**k” you see hanging out of his pants – It’s “Rear Cleavage.”

-Author Unknown-

*Posted for laughs