masterwordsmith-unplugged

In the beginning was the plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was completely without substance.

And the darkness was upon the face of the Employees.

And they spoke amongst themselves saying:

“It is a crock of sh*t and it stinks."

And the Employees went unto their Overseers, saying

"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Overseers went unto their Managers, saying

"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong such that none may abide it."

And the Managers went unto their General Managers, saying

"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength"

And the General Managers went unto their Chief Operating Officer, saying

"It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."

And the Chief Operating Officers went unto the Chief Executive, saying

"It promotes growth and is very powerful."

And the Chief Executive went unto the Board of Directors, saying

"The new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this organization and these areas in particular."

And the Board of Directors looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.