Sunday Evening Humor

Posted by M ws On Sunday, June 10, 2012 8 comments
Here's a beautiful senior moment....

An arrogant and self-absorbed college freshman attending a football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him that it was impossible for the older generation to understand, let alone appreciate, his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the Internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, ...and..,' he paused to take another sip of beer...

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were we invented them. Now, you arrogant little pup, what are YOU doing for the next generation?'

The applause was resounding...


Can I buy that tv?

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"


Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

*Posted for laughs with no intention to offend anyone.


How about some cheese, dear reader?


Have a lovely evening!

8 comments to Sunday Evening Humor

  1. says:

    Shadower Hi MWS
    Wah, you really really hi tech lar, the pop up box threw me off guard a little bit Hahaha.
    Anyways, great post again as per your usual high standard. Highly entertaining!
    Cheers and keep it coming!

  1. says:

    cin2tan Super-mouse or super cheese !?

  1. says:

    cin2tan Biniku : "stupid games in spain , why dun they use MORE than 1 ball !? & this time bukan octopus but a PIG choosing a winner !!"

  1. says:

    cin2tan MWS, why there are 'dustbins' in ALL my messages but yg lain2 dun have one !!??

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Hi cin2tan

    You know - my comment box has been spooked for AGES cos many could not comment.

    Not even myself if I am not logged into this account. If i logged in via a different account - i could not comment. That is why i had to tweak the template.

    Initially, a few readers told me and i thought it was a browser issue until Shadower alerted me.

    For a few months now, all the dustbins disappeared. ONLY TODAY did the dustbins appear again!!!!

    The dustbins are for you or other readers to trash their comment if they don't like it.

    What browser have you been using? Were you logged into google or blogger when you commented?

    TQ for telling me all this cos i would not have noticed.

    Have a nice day!


  1. says:

    cin2tan I'm logging into my google account .

    NOT saja my comments ada dustbins in yours BUT other owners too eg. niamah, Z-unmasked ,S-fish & M-river.

    p/s, IF u dun get mine = aku robot lah cant read the profile pictures ma ! ( today's one very blur lah !)

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Hi Shadower

    Forgetful me just realized I have yet to respond to your comment. I am glad you enjoy the humor in the posts.

    Thanks so much for alerting me wrt the glitch in comments. I am not a hi-tech expert and am still trying to figure out what happened :-).

    Take care and have a great week~


  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear cin2tan

    Yes, I do know there are the trash icons but these disappeared strangely in my blog for months and then SUDDENLY, they returned again yesterday.

    I have no control over the captcha code system for it is a facility provided by Blogger. If only I could devise such stuff, I would be rich already!!! LOL


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