Specially for all dog lovers...
- Dear God ... Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
- Dear God ... When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?
- Dear God ... Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray;the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?
- Dear God ... If a dog barks his head off in the forest, & no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
- Dear God ... If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
- Dear God ... More meatballs and less spaghetti, please?
- Dear God ... When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
- Dear God ... Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and the stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the schnauzer across the street!
- Dear God ... Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
- Dear God ... We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
-Author Unknown-
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