masterwordsmith-unplugged

Some may be coffee addicts. You know you have had too much coffee when....:-)

• Juan Valdez names his donkey after you
• You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked
• You grind your coffee beans in your mouth
• You sleep with your eyes open
• You have to watch videos in fast-forward
• You lick your coffee pot clean
• Your eyes stay open when you sneeze
• The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
• You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
• You can jump-start your car without cables
• Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"
• You don't sweat, you percolate
• You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug
• You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
• You've worn the finish off you coffee table
• The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you
• Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house
• You're so wired you pick up FM radio
• Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"
• Instant coffee takes too long
• You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can
• You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
• Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position
• Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hook

Have a great day!