masterwordsmith-unplugged

The following post is from LLTeh. I am posting it for laughs now but would not be surprised if such emails are already being written in our own backyard given the current 'mastery' of the language. Take care and have a lovely evening!

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You may laugh all you want to and think this is a gross exaggeration !!! However, all signs are already there; showing that our English here is reaching such deteriorating standards !!!

Do read this letter and judge for yourselves ! And ....... Just have for a laugh if you're pleased !  Let's have some fun . . !!!!

Perhaps you have to get a Chinese to translate the English below. Lol.

The Malaysian Ministry of Education (MOE) are reverting back to teaching Science and Mathematics in Bahasa Malaysis.

Is it possible that this could be reality one day?

I e-meow U, U e-meow me -Author Unknown-

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letters. Wrong time no see you. How anything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your face look? Somemore you must wear high hill kick kok shoe, hope you can wok properly wit out felling over.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working start in a soft where company now. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his junk friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah ok.

Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. We so drown we no go toilet but pee pees on the floor.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years Annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. My brother eye deer also to in white the kampong head.

I only hope one day we no need write you and send litters to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me.

I will ketchup you soon. And when you got time, please few free call up to me. Good bye.....

worm regard
Ah Beng