Feline Laws

Posted by M ws On Friday, September 28, 2012 4 comments
Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.



Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.



Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

-Author Unknown-

4 comments to Feline Laws

  1. says:

    Cat-from-Sydney Aunty Paula,
    Chanel would agree with you, whole heartedly. har har har *evil laughs*

  1. says:

    CK Alfie and Abbie would like to meet any cat, any time!!!!I like the piece about dogs you posted lately.

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith My dear Angelina

    :-) Ahhhh my dear feline darling, I miss you!!! So happy to hear from you again. :-)

    Take care and hope to see you again, one day!

    My warmest regards to your Mama and Papa!

    Salam

  1. says:

    masterwordsmith Dear CK

    How lovely to hear from you again!!!

    I am glad you enjoyed those canine tales. I am on a campaign to persuade my better half to let me have a dog but so far, he has not said 'yes' yet.

    Tummy tickles for Alfie and Abbie.

    Please let me know when you are in my neck of the woods for I would surely like to catch up with you.

    Take care and hope all is well with you and your family. Do stay in touch. :-)

    God bless!!

    Warmest wishes

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