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 The female dentist prepares the needle to give the bloke with the toothache an anaesthetic injection.

 “No way! No needles, I hate needles!” the bloke said.

 So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas

 And the man objects again. “I can't do the gas thing either. The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!”

She then asks the man if he has any objection to taking a pill.

 “No objection,” the patient says. “'I'm fine with pills.”


When she returns she says, “Here's a Viagra and a glass of water.”

The man says, “Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”

“It doesn't” she said, "But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out."

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to SKT who sent me this joke which I am posting for laughs. Have a great day!