masterwordsmith-unplugged

When you have an I Hate My Job day' , even if you're retired try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by
* & *.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone  so  you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface  so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by * & * is  personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times : I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at * & *.


HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE A** THAN YOURS!

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!

-Author Unknown-

Thanks to Freddie who sent me this old joke which I have posted before.

I am re-posting it for the benefit of those who may have missed this post.

Have a nice day.