System Error! Try Again! *joke*

Posted by M ws On Friday, February 1, 2013 0 comments

A woman was having s*x with her lover in her apartment, 20 floors high, Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like statue and not to move.

Husband: Who is this?

Wife: This is a robot I bought to have s*x with when you are traveling.

Husband: Ok, let's have s*x now!

Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period. So I will go and make a cup of coffee for you.

After she left the husband said "Damn it I'm so horny, I will f**k this robot! He tried to. The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way:

"SYSTEM ERROR!

WRONG HOLE!

SYSTEM ERROR!

WRONG HOLE".

Husband: Damn it! Robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window.

The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor so he said:

"SOFTWARE UPDATED"

PLEASE TRY AGAIN!"=))=))

*Posted for laughs with no intention to offend anyone.

Thanks to Angela who shared this joke.

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