A woman was having s*x with her lover in her apartment, 20 floors high, Suddenly she heard her husband arrive. She told her lover, stay like statue and not to move.
Husband: Who is this?
Wife: This is a robot I bought to have s*x with when you are traveling.
Husband: Ok, let's have s*x now!
Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period. So I will go and make a cup of coffee for you.
After she left the husband said "Damn it I'm so horny, I will f**k this robot! He tried to. The lover started talking in a metallic robotic way:
"SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE!
SYSTEM ERROR!
WRONG HOLE".
Husband: Damn it! Robot is not working properly. I'm throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor so he said:
"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
PLEASE TRY AGAIN!"=))=))
*Posted for laughs with no intention to offend anyone.
Thanks to Angela who shared this joke.
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